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Anne Robinson's
putdowns 
"Who is as useful as an
ashtray on a motorbike?" on an earlier "The Weakest Link USA".
"Who has a brain only a mother would love?" on "The Weakest Link USA", 09/08/01.
"Who truly deserves the Domain Name ignorant.com?" on "The Weakest Link USA", 09/08/01.
"Who is not the sharpest pencil in the case?" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 18/09/01.
"Who is so slow that they need to speed up to stop?" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 18/09/01.
"Which lamb is up for the chop?" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 18/09/01.
"Who has an IQ that doesn't even reach into double figures?" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), , 08/10/01.
(To a member of the team): "Indeed, Tony, we are sending you back to do what you do best - retire!" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 08/10/01.
"Who, alas, has delusions of adequacy?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 11/10/01.
"If brains were
taxed, who'd get a refund?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 23/10/01. "Who's
brain has failed its medical?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 18/01/02. "Who's
as useful as a cat-flap on a submarine?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 30/01/02.
"Who's brain cell must feel very lonely indeed?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 30/01/02. "Who's
IQ test has come back negative?" on "The Weakest Link USA", 07/02/02.
"Who's
brain is illegally parked?" on "The Weakest Link USA", 07/02/02. "Who's
brain is dead, but their body doesn't know it?" on "The Weakest Link USA",
12/02/02.
"Who's IQ is smaller than their shoe-size?" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 28/05/02.
"Who is about as useless as a rubber beak on a woodpecker?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 05/06/02.
"If ignorance is bliss,
who has landed in heaven?" on "The Weakest Link USA", 22/07/02.
"Who's only brain cell
has finally died of loneliness?" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
"You obviously have no
knowledge to declare!" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
"The questions are still very easy. The contestants are still very stupid!"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 13/01/03.
15/01/03
(below) was a bad day. The team only managed £1,120.00! And Anne had a
field day with insults!!
"Dear, oh dear, oh dear - I don't think there's a collective name for a bunch of thickies!"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 15/01/03.
"Who perhaps hasn't really got a grasp of the English language?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 15/01/03.
(To a member of the team): "I'm sure the bank will be thrilled you haven't mentioned its name!"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 24/01/03.
"Who would come third in a duel?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 29/01/03.
"Who is obviously denser than
Sherwood Forest?" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
"Whose intellect is on a diet?" on a recent "The Weakest Link (UK)".
This
is a good one - had me in stitches!
"Who's got varicose brains?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 03/06/03.
"Who's as useful as a
fan heater in the desert?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 17/06/03.
"Who's head has gone on
holiday?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 18/06/03.
"Who's more twit than
wit?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 14/07/03.
"Who perhaps should go home and never ever venture out?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 16/09/03.
"Who here now would have trouble counting their legs?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 24/09/03.
"Who put the 'more' into moron?"
on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 24/09/03.
"Who’s wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead?"
on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 16/01/04.
"Who's the toothless vampire?"
on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 12/03/04.
"Is there someone here who’s had a carisma bypass perhaps?"
on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 25/11/04.
"Who's turning out to be thicker than a
chocolate omelette?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 19/10/05.
"Who's as much use as a bird with vertigo?"
on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 25/10/05.
"So, in this era of digital television,
who's watching the radio?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 19/01/06.
"Who thinks Double Gloucester is a tale of two cities?" on "The Weakest
Link" (UK), 19/01/06.
"Who thinks propaganda is having a good
look?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 17/03/06.
"Which drip has gone down the plughole?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK),
19/06/06.
"Who thinks Plato is a friend of Mickey
Mouse?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK),
20/06/06.
"Who'd win the Sweet FA Cup?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK),
03/10/06.
"Who's as useful as a sauna in the Sahara?"
on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 14/12/06.
"Who recently celebrated their
thousandth brain cell?" on "The Weakest
Link" (UK), 1000th.Edition, 18/12/06.
"Who's the fat dancer in the boy band?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK),
1000th.Edition, 18/12/06.
"Who can count their IQ on their
fingers?"
on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 20/02/07.
"So, who's the star of Strictly Come
Duncing?" on "The Weakest Link" (UK), 08/02/08.
This
is a good one too - really made me laugh!
"Who thinks DNA stands for Don't Know Anything?" on "The Weakest Link"
(UK), 27/02/08.
A footnote: On this show, a contestant was asked to name the type of
wood from which Lord Nelson's ship HMS "Victory" was made.
The answer she gave was ... balsa!!! LOL
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